Ad 150 Instructors' Meeting

The regular semi-annual meeting of Ad 150 instructors was held at Mezunlar Dernegi Restaurant on the eve of February 13, 1997. The agenda was:

• What to eat and drink
• Exchange of latest industry and university gossip accumulated since last meeting
• What to do about the increasing delinquency of Ad 150 students
• What to do about the increasing delinquency of Ad 150 instructors
• How to counter increasing student armament. Considerations:
  • Resign from teaching and get a safer job at MIT and/or CIA
  • Let's get armed, too
• Assessment of grade prices. Considerations:
  • Adjust prices according to cost of living statistics
  • Adjust them according to demand (since supply is under control)
  • Is it true that some instructors are more popular because they charge less than agreed-upon rates?
  • Should really good students, if they ever exist, be allowed to pass at no cost? This is a PR issue, not an ethical one
• Text book. Considerations:
  • Let's write one
  • Let's not bother with writing one; instead, let's buy one
  • Let's not bother with buying one; instead, let's steal one
• How to pay the bill. Considerations:
  • Let's equally share the bill
  • Let's tell them Ugur, who missed the meeting, will pay
  • Let's not bother with paying